Using the API, we automatically generate @RealTronaldDump's diary tweets. First we generate a random date (which, according to the Twitter ui design, is located in a not-so-obvious corner, but does serve as an important start to our API!), and then use the weather API to look up the weather for that day. We generate a random number and then use the cocktail API to randomly generate a cocktail for Tronald Dump to buy drunk. Finally, back to the date, we find the stupid tweet he sent that day in the TronaldDump API.